What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
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179063
Posted
11 hours ago
Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
(via tlex77)
I dreamed of your lips
and the taste they would carry
before I kissed them.
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1712
Posted
11 hours ago
Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
Sincerely,
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
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321574
Posted
11 hours ago
so yesterday i told my mom i needed more bras so she took me to victorias secret
and this lady fitted me and so i went into a dressing room with one of like the try on bras or whatever
and while i was putting it on i heard the lady and my mom giggling and i heard the lady said “everything about her is tiny!”
nD I HISSED THROUGH MY TEETH “EXCEPT MY DICK” AND I DIDNT THINK THEYD HEAR IT BUT THEY STOPPED TALKING
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107025
Posted
11 hours ago
Invade my privacy please
| 1: | Full name |
| 2: | Age |
| 3: | 3 Fears |
| 4: | 3 things I love |
| 5: | 4 turns on |
| 6: | 4 turns off |
| 7: | My best friend |
| 8: | Sexual orientation |
| 9: | My best first date |
| 10: | How tall am I |
| 11: | What do I miss |
| 12: | What time were I born |
| 13: | Favourite color |
| 14: | Do I have a crush |
| 15: | Favourite quote |
| 16: | Favourite place |
| 17: | Favourite food |
| 18: | Do I use sarcasm |
| 19: | What am I listening to right now |
| 20: | First thing I notice in new person |
| 21: | Shoe size |
| 22: | Eye color |
| 23: | Hair color |
| 24: | Favourite style of clothing |
| 25: | Ever done a prank call? |
| 27: | Meaning behind my URL |
| 28: | Favourite movie |
| 29: | Favourite song |
| 30: | Favourite band |
| 31: | How I feel right now |
| 32: | Someone I love |
| 33: | My current relationship status |
| 34: | My relationship with my parents |
| 35: | Favourite holiday |
| 36: | Tattoos and piercing i have |
| 37: | Tattoos and piercing i want |
| 38: | The reason I joined Tumblr |
| 39: | Do I and my last ex hate each other? |
| 40: | Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? |
| 41: | Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? |
| 42: | When did I last hold hands? |
| 43: | How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? |
| 44: | Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? |
| 45: | Where am I right now? |
| 46: | If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? |
| 47: | Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? |
| 48: | Do I live with my Mom and Dad? |
| 49: | Am I excited for anything? |
| 50: | Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? |
| 51: | How often do I wear a fake smile? |
| 52: | When was the last time I hugged someone? |
| 53: | What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? |
| 54: | Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? |
| 55: | What is something I disliked about today? |
| 56: | If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? |
| 57: | What do I think about most? |
| 58: | What’s my strangest talent? |
| 59: | Do I have any strange phobias? |
| 60: | Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? |
| 61: | What was the last lie I told? |
| 62: | Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? |
| 63: | Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? |
| 64: | Do I believe in magic? |
| 65: | Do I believe in luck? |
| 66: | What's the weather like right now? |
| 67: | What was the last book I've read? |
| 68: | Do I like the smell of gasoline? |
| 69: | Do I have any nicknames? |
| 70: | What was the worst injury I've ever had? |
| 71: | Do I spend money or save it? |
| 72: | Can I touch my nose with a tounge? |
| 73: | Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? |
| 74: | Favourite animal? |
| 75: | What was I doing last night at 12 AM? |
| 76: | What do I think is Satan’s last name is? |
| 77: | What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? |
| 78: | How can you win my heart? |
| 79: | What would I want to be written on my tombstone? |
| 80: | What is my favorite word? |
| 81: | My top 5 blogs on tumblr |
| 82: | If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? |
| 83: | Do I have any relatives in jail? |
| 84: | I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? |
| 85: | What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? |
| 86: | What is my current desktop picture? |
| 87: | Had sex? |
| 88: | Bought condoms? |
| 89: | Gotten pregnant? |
| 90: | Failed a class? |
| 91: | Kissed a boy? |
| 92: | Kissed a girl? |
| 93: | Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? |
| 94: | Had job? |
| 95: | Left the house without my wallet? |
| 96: | Bullied someone on the internet? |
| 97: | Had sex in public? |
| 98: | Played on a sports team? |
| 99: | Smoked weed? |
| 100: | Did drugs? |
| 101: | Smoked cigarettes? |
| 102: | Drank alcohol? |
| 103: | Am I a vegetarian/vegan? |
| 104: | Been overweight? |
| 105: | Been underweight? |
| 106: | Been to a wedding? |
| 107: | Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? |
| 108: | Watched TV for 5 hours straight? |
| 109: | Been outside my home country? |
| 110: | Gotten my heart broken? |
| 111: | Been to a professional sports game? |
| 112: | Broken a bone? |
| 113: | Cut myself? |
| 114: | Been to prom? |
| 115: | Been in airplane? |
| 116: | Fly by helicopter? |
| 117: | What concerts have I been to? |
| 118: | Had a crush on someone of the same sex? |
| 119: | Learned another language? |
| 120: | Wore make up? |
| 121: | Lost my virginity before I was 18? |
| 122: | Had oral sex? |
| 123: | Dyed my hair? |
| 124: | Voted in a presidential election? |
| 125: | Rode in an ambulance? |
| 126: | Had a surgery? |
| 127: | Met someone famous? |
| 128: | Stalked someone on a social network? |
| 129: | Peed outside? |
| 130: | Been fishing? |
| 131: | Helped with charity? |
| 132: | Been rejected by a crush? |
| 133: | Broken a mirror? |
| 134: | What do I want for birthday? |
| 135: | How many kids do I want and what will be their names? |
| 136: | Was I named after anyone? |
| 137: | Do I like my handwriting? |
| 138: | What was my favourite toy as a child? |
| 139: | Favourite Tv Show? |
| 140: | Where do I want to live when older? |
| 141: | Play any musical instrument? |
| 142: | One of my scars, how did I get it? |
| 143: | Favourite pizza toping? |
| 144: | Am I afraid of the dark? |
| 145: | Am I afraid of heights? |
| 146: | Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? |
| 147: | Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? |
| 148: | What I'm really bad at |
| 149: | What my greatest achievments are |
| 150: | The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me |
| 151: | What I'd do if I won in a lottery |
| 152: | What do I like about myself |
| 153: | My closest Tumblr friend |
| 154: | Something I fantasize about |
| 155: | Any question you'd like? |
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23078
Posted
1 day ago
I made some fun pixel art sweatshirts for Beloved Shirts!
Now available! :)
http://belovedshirts.com/collections/drew-wise-the-pixel-artist-collection
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28853
Posted
2 days ago
